8 Funny Rock Star Commencement Speeches

Rock stars may not be the most likely picks to deliver university commencement speeches, but they are pretty entertaining doing it....Bono talks about how he looks goofy in a commencement robe, and how it doesn't make him any smarter.....David Bowie tells everyone how he stole John Lennon's line he uses to respond to fans who come up to him and ask, "Are you John Lennon?" and the funny way his version played out on the street....here's a sample of Little Steven Van Zandt's speech: "I am the world's greatest advisor, not because I'm smart, but because I have screwed up in every way possible." Hear Alice Cooper talk about his encounter with Elvis, plus Billy Joel, Jimmy Page and more, here.