3 nuns were at a baseball game, wearing their full habits, 2 drunks were behind them and couldn't see the field all that well, coz of what the 3 nuns were wearing...one drunk said loudly, "I think i'll move to Utah, there's not many nuns there..." the other drunk said loudly, "I think i'll move to Montana, there's even less nuns there..." one of the nuns turned around and said quietly but firmly, "why don't you both go to hell, there's NO nuns there..."